卷！

Gripe. In Chinese. Not interesting. Don't play.

If you insist:

Use WASD to control your silly and nasty character (character × capsule √). Figure out how to win a tombstone before getting stricken to death by lightning.

Those who come back to this page find the game confusing and boring: it's just whining. I will be surprised if you could figure out what I'm complaining about.

Borrowed sounds from mojiang, vertex studio and dustyroom.